United States - Biotic Baking Brigade (BBB)

Probably the next in line for Osama bin Laden's spot on the top ten most wanted list is Agent Salmonberry who is determined to give corporate leaders their just desserts. He recently issued a fatwa proclaiming that all corporate traitors and environmental traitors and their lackeys in the non-profit sector would "be held accountable." DP did not catch if this statement was issued over lunch, but we want to thank Pinkerton's for giving us the heads up on this newest terrorist group. In March 1999 an oil company CEO was brutally hit with several pies. The terrorist group that took credit for the attack was the members of the Biotic Baking Brigade (BBB), a radical environmentalist group. Two men and two women took their position and then threw the pies at the CEO as he arrived at a San Francisco high school to give a talk on careers. The attack was in response to the oil company's ongoing activities in Nigeria. Three of the BBB group's members were sentenced to jail for a November 1998 pie attack on San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown. Other victims have included the February 1998 attack on Microsoft chairman Bill Gates in Belgium. Other recent BBB victims have included the executive director of the Sierra Club, a Nobel prize-winning economist and the director general of the World Trade Organization. It is not known if the pies are of Russian or North Korean origin.

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